NOT US!
I went to five stores and in all 5, the majority of costumes for women were trampy. I am fairly modest and not into showing off my goods, so I was getting quite annoyed. I ended up with cat ears and a tail that I am wearing to school tomorrow (with a black sweater and black pants) and another surprise costume for the two parties that you will have to wait and see. I will post pictures next week. It is a joint costume for me and Brian (but not joint in the sense that it is like a two person horse or anything.)
If we were the two person horse, we would certainly not be this.
